Underwater basket weaving is my favorite thing to do. It is the most fun hobby of all time. Trying to stay underwater and weaving the basket is very exciting and fun. I love the challenge and competition that comes along with it.
Paying taxes brings me lots of joy. Seeing my hard earned money going toward who knows what is very fun and enjoyable! You should consider liking it too! Sometimes some roads get paved or new stoplights put in. Just pay up and see what comes next!
HTML is a fun and entertaining web-language to write in. It is very easy to pick up, however can take a long time to master. There are lots of very complex things you can do, especially when you include CSS and JS. You should try learning it sometime and making your own website!
All in all, these are my favorite three hobbies. The first two are not real. But you should try out all three! Not paying taxes will not end well, I can assure you of that.